The Monster Job. Full personal brand transformation. €2,500 one-time. 4 weeks. Async.
est. 2020 · flagship
positioning, voice, linkedin, 30 posts. four weeks. in writing. nothing held back.
you've built the company. your brand lags behind.
If your name shows up in a deal and your LinkedIn shows nothing useful, you lose the deal. That's not vanity. That's pipeline. The Monster Job closes that gap — not by posting more, by making every piece of your brand say what you actually built.
Edelman-LinkedIn B2B Thought Leadership Impact Report (2024): 73% of decision-makers trust an organization's thought leadership over its marketing materials.
LinkedIn (2024): fewer than 1% of its 1 billion+ users publish in any given week. Executives who publish are far more likely to be found and contacted by the right people.
your positioning is generic
your profile could belong to fifty other people. nothing sticks. nobody remembers you after the scroll. the work changes that — a positioning document built only around what you actually do, and for whom.
linkedin is dead weight
headline says nothing. about section is 5 lines of buzzwords. the work rewrites both — and delivers 30 posts ready to publish in your voice, not a template.
you've never had a content spine
you post when you feel like it. the calendar fills, the brand stays empty. the work ships a 3-month content strategy tied to the positioning — so every post earns its place.
your visual identity undersells you
headshots from 2019. inconsistent colors. the work delivers a visual identity brief so your designer or future designer knows exactly what to do.
eight deliverables. one monster.
flagship · full transformation
The Monster Job.
one-time · 4 weeks · async · no calls
the full thing. positioning, voice, linkedin rewritten from scratch, 30 posts ready to publish, messaging framework, visual identity brief. four weeks. in writing. nothing held back.
- full positioning document
- linkedin — complete rewrite
- 30 ready-to-publish posts
- messaging framework
- voice & tone guide
- visual identity brief
- 3-month content strategy
- final brand OS PDF
4-week sprint · fully async · no refunds
async. no calls. no surprises.
you pay & submit
short intake form. 10 minutes. no discovery calls. no "let's hop on a quick zoom." not now, not ever.
i do the work
deep on your brand, your market, your positioning. built around you specifically. not a template. not a checklist. four weeks of focus on you.
you get the deliverables
on time. in writing. eight documents, ready to ship. you know exactly what to do on monday morning.
what exactly do i get?
eight deliverables, all in writing: full positioning document, complete LinkedIn rewrite (headline + about + featured + skills + banner direction), 30 ready-to-publish posts, messaging framework, voice and tone guide, visual identity brief, 3-month content strategy, final brand OS PDF. the brand OS is the master document — every other deliverable ties back to it.
how is this different from the audit or sprint?
the audit diagnoses. the sprint builds positioning. The Monster Job is the full thing — positioning, voice, linkedin, posts, messaging, visual identity, content strategy, master document. nothing left for you to figure out. you ship the brand, not a half-built brand.
how long does it take?
four weeks from intake to final PDF. you get the first drafts by week two, the full set by week four. no check-in calls, no status updates — just the work, when it's done.
what if i don't like it?
two rounds of revision on each deliverable, written, async. after that, the work stands. the job isn't a subscription, isn't a coaching engagement, isn't a relationship. it's four weeks of focused work delivered as documents.
how many jobs do you take?
limited capacity. application required. the work is intensive by design — fewer clients means each one gets the full focus, not a fraction of it.
can i pay in instalments?
no. €2,500 one-time. if that's a problem, the brand audit (€199) is a smaller entry point that diagnoses what's actually broken before you commit to the full job.
who is this not for?
founders who want content calendar management. companies. anyone who needs calls. anyone looking for cheap. if you want a freelancer to ghost-write posts, this is the wrong product.
what we believe
positioning beats posting.
every time.
most personal branding advice is designed for people who want to feel productive. not people who want results. read the full manifesto.
your brand, built.
apply for The Monster Job. €2,500. four weeks. eight deliverables. no calls.
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