aah, monster! · voice fingerprint
That is the actual problem, and it was true before anyone had an assistant. A written record of how you write, so the next thousand words come out yours. 48 hours. €249.
And something told you it reads like a machine. Uncomfortable, because you wrote every word yourself. The verdict was not wrong. You have been writing the way you think writing is supposed to sound, which is how everyone sounds.
And now you have proof of what you suspected. You are paying every month for words that make you invisible. The problem is not that they used a machine. It is that nobody ever wrote down what you sound like, so there was nothing to aim at.
Both problems have the same missing piece.
People treat their writing voice as something mystical. It is not. It is a set of measurable habits: how long your sentences run before you cut them, which words you never use, how you open, whether you land the ending or leave it hanging. All of it can be written down.
Once it is written down, it stops being yours alone. You can hand it to a ghostwriter, an assistant, a head of comms, or a machine, and get back something that sounds like you instead of like everyone.
Nobody can write in your voice if nobody has ever described it. Most executives have paid for years of content without anyone doing that once.
Delivered as a written document. No calls, no check-ins, no scheduling.
| service | what it does | price | time |
|---|---|---|---|
| Personal Brand Audit | diagnoses what is broken | €199 | 48-72h |
| Voice Fingerprint | gives you an asset you keep and hand out | €249 | 48h |
| Brand Positioning Sprint | rebuilds the positioning from scratch | €499 | 5 days |
The audit tells you what is wrong. The fingerprint hands you something durable that keeps working after the document is read, every time anyone writes anything with your name on it. That is why it costs more than the diagnosis.
€24948 hours · one document
Written record of how you write, plus the page you forward to anyone writing for you.
get the fingerprintSend the samples and you get an invoice back. Payment before delivery, refund if the document misses.
Run something you wrote through the detector. It is free, it takes ten seconds, and it tells you which habits are giving you away. If it comes back clean, you do not need this page.